A Quote by Konrad Lorenz

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot.

Konrad Lorenz

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Barking Barking Dogs Bite Dogs Ever Hardly Laughing Men Occasionally Shoot

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Konrad Lorenz
Austrian - Scientist
November 7, 1903 - February 27, 1989

Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot!

Konrad Lorenz

Barking dogs don't bite, but they themselves don't know it.

Sholom Aleichem

I like dogs better [than people]. They give you unconditional love. They either lick your face or bite you, but you always know where they're coming from. With people, you never know which ones will bite. The difference between dogs and men is that you know where dogs sleep at night.

Greg Louganis

I like dogs Big dogs Little dogs Fat dogs Doggy dogs Old dogs Puppy dogs I like dogs A dog that is barking over the hill A dog that is dreaming very still A dog that is running wherever he will I like dogs.

Margaret Wise Brown

I'm not looking for anything. I think all men are dogs, I honestly do. Every man starts barking sooner or later.

Octavia St. Laurent

Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.

Diogenes

Little dogs bite more than big dogs but they get away with it.

Cesar Millan

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.

Wanda Sykes

It's painful to listen to the barking of dogs.

Nizar Qabbani

Governments that try to shoot for a surplus hardly ever reach it.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Bad language or abuse, I never, never use, Whatever the emergency; Though 'Bother it' I may Occasionally say, I never use a big, big D : What, never? : No, never! : What never? : Well, hardly ever! : Hardly ever swears a big, big D Then give three cheers, and one cheer more, For the well-bred Captain of the Pinafore!

Walter Raleigh

I did protection work with dogs. I trained dogs how to protect their handlers and owners. We'd teach them bite work, how to search buildings and deal with gunfire and stuff like that. Sometimes I'd be the 'bad guy' that dogs would attack in training.

Travis Browne

I hardly ever watch TV and when I do it's sports. I'll occasionally stick on some old episode of 'Fawlty Towers' or something.

Mats Wilander

God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running and barking and eating ham-sandwich biscuits, the dogs find a cloud bed for sleeping. God watches over each one of them. And there are no bad dreams.