A Quote by Larry David

You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when you get introduced you have to say "Hey,how ya doin'? How are ya?" I couldn't do it. It was false.

Larry David

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Larry David
American - Actor
Born: July 2, 1947

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