A Quote by Larry David

All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.

Larry David

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Larry David
American - Actor
Born: July 2, 1947

Fame to me certainly is only a temporary and a partial happiness ... fame is not really for a daily diet, that's not what fulfills you. It warms you a bit but the warming is temporary. It's like caviar, you know - it's good to have caviar but not when you have to have it every meal and every day.

Marilyn Monroe

Fame is like caviar, you know - it's good to have caviar but not when you have it at every meal.

Marilyn Monroe

God didn't bless me with success so I could eat caviar every day.

Kathie Lee Gifford

Television is a golden goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar. Anyway, more people like scrambled eggs than caviar.

Lee Loevinger

If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.

Arsene Wenger

Ah, Caviar! I keep on eating it, but can never get my fill. Like olives. It's a lucky thing it's not salty.

Anton Chekhov

I eat leftover caviar by hand, with baked potato, like peasants.

Ion Tiriac

If you have caviar, the way to eat it is by the spoonful. Don't combine it with shrimp, pomegranate seeds and huitlacoche.

Ruth Reichl

What good are vitamins? Eat a lobster, eat a pound of caviar - live! If you are in love with a beautiful blonde with an empty face and no brains at all, don't be afraid. Marry her! Live!

Arthur Rubinstein

My mother certainly loves caviar, but I think that's generational - they grew up thinking it's romantic or sophisticated or something.

Carrie Fisher

I am very organic; I eat a lot of seeds. At home in the morning, I eat muesli with a banana. At noon, I mix a little bit of all the seeds I can find. I love quinoa. It's great - it cooks like rice and is better than caviar.

Clotilde Hesme

If you're poor, potato chips are the food of life for you. It's the caviar.

Sandra Cisneros

When I'm in the bathtub, I could have my champagne here and my caviar, just to be glamorous enough. I work really hard and I deserve everything.

Anastasia Soare

Those big-shot writers ... could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar.

Mickey Spillane

Those things don't happen today. I feel sorry for the kids in the industry today. They have on sunglasses, eat caviar in jet planes, but they'll never know the true feeling that we did.

Ben E. King

I'm not a food-optional person. People who forget to eat meals are like aliens to me and, even now, in the age of Seamless and Caviar, I have a hard time relying on strangers to feed me.

Chris Morocco

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