A Quote by Larry the Cable Guy

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

Larry the Cable Guy

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Larry the Cable Guy
American - Comedian
Born: February 17, 1963

I don't think the government should be in the trailer-park business. I don't think they know how to run a trailer park.

Billy Graham

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

Robin Williams

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

Jeff Foxworthy

You were there all day long, 12 hours a day. So there was none of this, 'I'm going back to my trailer, my trailer's bigger than your trailer,' that kind of Hollywood nonsense.

John C. Reilly

I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels.

Carlos Mencia

In the same way that a tornado rips the roof off a double-wide trailer, leaving the occupants dazed and staring at the clouds from the splinters of what used to be their living room, it was over.

Augusten Burroughs

I've lived in a trailer park.

Alaska

I'm always the kid that lived in the trailer park in my mind. So I'm always constantly proving to myself that I'm better than that and that I will never go back to that.

Roderick Strong

The Internet is the trailer park for the soul.

Marilyn Manson

Starkville is an Indian word for trailer park.

Skip Bertman

I grew up in a trailer park in Bellingham, Washington.

Hilary Swank

When men and women across the country reported how happy they felt, researchers found that jugglers were happier than others. By and large, the more roles, the greater the happiness. Parents were happier than nonparents, and workers were happier than nonworkers. Married people were much happier than unmarried people. Married people were generally at the top of the emotional totem pole.

Faye J Crosby

If there is a less likely sight on this earth than Clint Dempsey, the Texas trailer-park kid, doing downward-facing dog poses, or the stalwart Michael Bradley deep breathing through a tree pose, I have yet to see it.

Tim Howard

I don't know what I did in this life to deserve all of this. I'm just a girl from a trailer park who had a dream.

Hilary Swank

People live in a place called Tornado Alley - and they're surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I'm sorry when they get hit by tornadoes, but when you live in Tornado Alley you can't really claim surprise.

Carlos Mencia

I'm just a girl from a trailer park who had a dream. I never thought this would ever happen.

Hilary Swank