A Quote by Larry the Cable Guy

If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil.

Larry the Cable Guy

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Larry the Cable Guy
American - Comedian
Born: February 17, 1963

I think the NRA, they got it half-right when they say, 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' I change it to, 'Guns don't kill people, Americans kill people.'

Michael Moore

The vast majority of gun owners don't kill, but people who do kill, tend to kill with guns, and often with illegal guns.

Alan Dershowitz

Guns don't kill people; people kill people. Of course, people with guns kill more people. But that's only natural. It's hard. But it's fair.

Edward Abbey

The word 'hate' is a very carefully chosen word. There's got to be a real sense of revulsion and disgust. People are looking for someone to blame, someone who's the cause of their problems, and it should be the gun industry. These guys are the living embodiment of the slogan, 'Guns don't kill people-people kill people'. They're complete mercenaries.

Josh Sugarmann

I keep hearing this [expletive] thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. If that's the case, why do we give people guns when they go to war? Why not just send the people?

Ozzy Osbourne

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Eddie Izzard

I don't know why people carry guns. Guns kill people.

Michael Bloomberg

I'm not advocating for no guns. I like mine and am not about to give them up. But in this country, my uterus is more regulated than my guns. Birth control and reproductive health services are harder to get than bullets. What is that about? Guns don't kill people - vaginas do?

Shannyn Moore

Guns don’t kill people. Video games, the media and Barack Obama’s budget kill people.

Wayne LaPierre

More people use guns to kill themselves than to kill others.

Steven Petrow

Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people

Larry the Cable Guy

I just think that rap takes way more slack than the video games and the movies. We don't make guns. Smith and Wesson makes guns. Like, white people make guns and bullets, and all we're doing is rhyming and putting words together.

Cam'ron

I've got to feel the pencil and see the words at the end of the pencil.

William Faulkner

Some people have things written all over their faces; the big guy had a couple of words misspelled in crayon on his.

Jonathan Lethem

Unfortunately, dozens of toddlers injure themselves, even kill people with guns, because, unfortunately, not everyone who has loaded guns in their homes takes appropriate precautions.

Hillary Clinton

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

Eddie Izzard

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