A Quote by Larry the Cable Guy

What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick.

Larry the Cable Guy

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Larry the Cable Guy
American - Comedian
Born: February 17, 1963

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Chris O'Donnell

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Juan Manuel Fangio

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Alex Zanardi

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A. J. Pritchard

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Ice Cube

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Seth Shostak

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Warren Buffett

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Hans Vestberg

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Mikhail Prokhorov

I don't know whether to admit it or not. You think I should tell them, Snerdley? Okay. Folks, some good friends of mine who live here in Palm Beach bought a Smart Car... and there's a picture of me in it.

Rush Limbaugh

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David Mitchell

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Joey Logano

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J. B. Smoove

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