A Quote by Larry Wall

When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct? — © Larry Wall
When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?
What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape.
Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.
Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.
But just now, he'd gotten on his knees and proposed marriage, like in a television commercial for a diamond ring. Except of course they had the roll of duct tape instead, which, when you came to think about it, was a far more practical item. Such a bad mistake it would be, to embark on marriage and adult life without a nice supply of duct tape.
Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet.
Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses.
All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?
A smile and a laugh are the duct tape of life; they can fix anything.
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT
Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.
Don't ever use duct tape on your privates. That's what I always tell people.
Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back.
Everybody has stories about using duct tape. Of course, most don't try to lift a car with it.
Lone women shouldn't stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces.
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