A Quote by Lawrence Block

Stories are like assholes. Everybody's got one and most of 'em stink.

Lawrence Block

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Everybody Got Like Most Stink Stories

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Lawrence Block
American - Writer
Born: June 24, 1938

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.

Simone Elkeles

Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink.

Jim Slattery

Everybody acts like they're in a movie in most movies. That's why they stink.

Jason Patric

The rich are the most discriminated-against minority in the world. Openly or covertly, everybody hates the rich because, openly or covertly, everybody envies the rich. Me, I love the rich. Somebody has to love them. Sure, a lot o’ rich people are assholes, but believe me, a lot o’ poor people are assholes, too, and an asshole with money can at least pay for his own drinks.

Tom Robbins

I tell em everybody else is my opposite. I put em on the game give em five percent.

Nicki Minaj

I got a imam, I got a rabbi, I got a priest, I got a reverend - I got 'em all. But I don't want to be holier-than-thou. I want to help everybody and still get some (sex).

Mike Tyson

When you got a sound that don't sound like nobody else and it's brand new, you've got to feed it to 'em. You've got to force it on 'em.

DaBaby

Excuses are like rear ends. Everybody has one and they stink.

Tom Curle

We only got 86 400 seconds in a day to turn it all around or throw it all away. We gotta tell ‘em that we love ‘em while we got the chance to say.. Gotta live like we’re dying

Kris Allen

My dad used to tell me 'opinions are like assholes, everybody has one'

Miley Cyrus

Most writers steal a good thing when they can, and when 'Tis safely got 'Tis worth the winning. The worst of 't is we now and then detect em, they ever dream that we suspect em.

Bryan Procter

Opinions are like assholes, everbody's got one.

Harry Callahan

They say the shoe can always fit, no matter whose foot it's on. These days feel like I'm squeezing in 'em. Who ever wore 'em before just wasn't thinking big enough, I'm about to leave 'em with 'em

Drake

If you ain't got socks, you ain't got much. But if you got 'em, you might as well pull 'em up. It's a statement of self-sufficiency. We should all be more self-governed.