A Quote by Lewis Black
The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.
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Politics pretty quiet over the week-end. Democrats are attacking and the Republicans are defending. All the Democrats have to do is promise "what they would do if they got in." But the Republicans have to promise "what they would do" and then explain why they haven't already "done it".
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