Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.
We treat the Bible, not as if it's a magic book that has to be handled like a piece of abracadabra, make sure it's dusted, never put it on the floor, and things like that.
If the principal smokers of cocaine were affluent older white men and the principal consumers of Viagra were poor young black men, then...selling Viagra would get you five to 10 years behind bars.
Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.
Viagra is a drug, just like cocaine. It can cause you to become addicted.
Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
Measuring national prestige by gold medals is like using Viagra to judge the potency of a man.
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
Variety is not everything! Viagra is!
The Internet is the Viagra of big business.
We sold 1.5 million copies of the 'Abracadabra' album and 26,000 copies of 'Italian X-Rays.'
Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but emails about low-cost funerals and Viagra.
I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.