A Quote by Lionel Ferbos

As long as I have teeth, I'll keep playing. You can't play trumpet without teeth. — © Lionel Ferbos
As long as I have teeth, I'll keep playing. You can't play trumpet without teeth.
And my dad wanted me to play the trumpet because that's what he liked. His idol was Louis Armstrong. My dad thought my teeth came together in a way that was perfect for playing the trumpet.
I shaved away my teeth and made them into little pencil points for nice teeth, that's kind of weird if you think about it. I was a notorious teeth-grinder, so all my front teeth became a couple millimeters shorter.
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth.
Since there is no one else to praise me, I will praise myself -- will say that I have never tampered with a single tooth in my thought machine, such as it is. There are teeth missing, God knows -- some I was born without, teeth that will never grow. And other teeth have been stripped by the clutchless shifts of history -- But never have I willfully destroyed a tooth on a gear of my thinking machine. Never have I said to myself, 'This fact I can do without.
When I was younger, my sister thought it was funny to pretend to punch me in the face because my mom was concerned about my teeth falling out. They were loose for a long time, and she knocked out my teeth.
I had these fangs because I had jaundice when I was a kid and I was put on so many antibiotics that my teeth rotted. They had to cut them out. So I never had milk teeth. That was tough, you know, being in school having photos taken while I was pretending I had teeth. It was hideous.
I had braces; I was lucky, 'cause I had some snaggle teeth. I always try and keep my retainer on me 'cause I'm paranoid about my teeth. It was run over by a car, so half of it's missing, but it still works.
Some people have a blog that's, like, 'Today I brushed my teeth.' Well, who cares? Who cares that you brushed your teeth. Okay - you brushed your teeth! That's so massively egocentric, it's just ridiculous.
Dinosaurs replace their teeth throughout their life. And T. rex replaced all of their teeth every year.
No one has nicer teeth than me. Why would anyone laugh at my lovely teeth?
I can say a prayer while washing my teeth, but that does not mean I should wash my teeth in church.
Oh, let us lose our milk teeth and cut instead the strong teeth of hate and love.
I had braces for six years! Kids would call me 'big teeth' or 'rabbit teeth.'
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.
An old paleontological in joke proclaims that mammalian evolution is a tale told by teeth mating to produce slightly altered descendant teeth.
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