A Quote by Liz Carpenter

I am Woman, here me roar...of is that my vacuum cleaner? — © Liz Carpenter
I am Woman, here me roar...of is that my vacuum cleaner?
If a vacuum cleaner salesman rings your front door, he will be selling HIMSELF first. The vacuum cleaner is secondary.
When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City.
I am woman, hear me roar.
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
I am a woman, hear me roar," I said. Gosh, what prompted that?" Amelia asked, and I jumped
I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, and there was a sign: "Sorry, we're closed" You don't have to be sorry, it's 3 am, and you're a dry cleaner! It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open! I'm not gonna walk in at 10 am and say "I walked by here at 3 and you were closed - somebody owes me an apology!"
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.
I played didgeridoo from a young age - on the vacuum cleaner, initially.
I am woman, hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore, and I know too much to go back and pretend.
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
It sounded like a very loud vacuum cleaner behind us.
A [news] magazine printed a [photo-illustration] of me in a ball gown holding a vacuum cleaner, saying I started a company. Last time I checked, I'm not selling vacuums. It was very sexist.
Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat.
I brought the Beetle to life with a roar. Well. Not really a roar. A Volkswagen Bug doesn't roar. But it sort of growled.
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.
Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a Barbie doll, a vacuum cleaner. We're all such products.
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