If you really want to wind up Piers Morgan, send him a pic of Jeremy Clarkson.
There is only one Piers Morgan. But no one is completely irreplaceable, no matter who they are.
I 100 percent do not see myself as the new Piers Morgan!
I've never felt like thumping Piers Morgan. Others may do, but not me. He's exhilarating to be around.
As I told Piers Morgan, 'Catholics have confession, whereas Northern Irish Protestants only have interviews.'
I've done what people have been urging me to do for quite some time. I have finally gagged Piers Morgan.
Only the likes of Piers Morgan would be opposed to a Miss America contest that promises to be more 'empowering' and 'inclusive.'
I am just not a great fan of the Piers Morgan format. I would rather do something a bit more substantial.
When I read the diary of former 'Daily Mirror' editor Piers Morgan, I realised it was a tough old world to be part of.
The gang on 'GMB' is what really makes it. I love Ben Shephard, Richard Arnold, Susanna Reid and even Piers Morgan.
I'm sure the next time Piers Morgan asks me to host his show again I will ask President Obama to be my guest.
I absolutely love Piers Morgan and there's absolutely no point in watching 'Good Morning Britain' if he's not on it.
I'm a news junkie. Anderson Cooper, I watch him every night. I watch Piers Morgan a lot as well.
It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'
There's nothing good on the news. You're not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers Morgan is in it, you know what I mean?
Many questions torment America in its dark night of the soul, questions more urgently pressing, and yet it must be asked: How did we get stuck with Piers Morgan? Who is he, why is he here, is he returnable?