A Quote by Madonna Ciccone

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Madonna Ciccone

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Madonna Ciccone
American - Musician
Born: August 16, 1958

Men love women because they are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn. Some men prefer to love other men. Equally, some women prefer to love other women. There is a word to describe this kind of behaviour. Love.

Guy Browning

There were neighbors that I played with and did all the things that children do. I did mow the lawn. I did help with various things that needed to be done to occupy my time.

Paul Smith

The problem with the drone is it's like your lawn mower. You've got to mow the lawn all the time. The minute you stop mowing, the grass is going to grow back.

Bruce Riedel

If you think because I'm a pretty girl I can't mow a lawn, I'm offended.

Margaret Hoover

Grow the lawn and mow the lawn always keep the TV on, brush your teeth and kill the germs, poison apples, poison worms.

Trenton Lee Stewart

God will not speak to me and tell me to mow my lawn today.

Ian Bogost

This generation should entertain this generation. It's only fair. When I was a kid, I mowed the lawn. Now, somebody else's kid can mow the lawn.

Tom T. Hall

I had brothers and sisters and did chores and had to pick up the dog crap in the yard and mow the lawn and do all the normal things that kids have to do.

Peter Billingsley

I absolutely hate mowing the lawn. When I hear the mowers starting, I want to kill myself: it's the sound of death approaching. Hoovering's OK, but I never in my life wanted to have a lawn and certainly never wanted to mow one.

Peter Capaldi

I mow my own lawn.

Ron Reagan

You don't mow another man's lawn!

Billie Joe Armstrong

Why did God create mankind? Because God likes stories.

Jonathan Sacks

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

R. K. Milholland

I must admit that outside the university, it is difficult to be a pure mathematician. No one in my family understands what I do. My neighbors wonder why I spend all my time in my study scribbling with pencil on a yellow pad of paper instead of going outside to mow the lawn.