A Quote by Mallory Ortberg

Don't badger people without children into admitting the secret desire for children you're sure they have to you! Don't badger anyone! Leave the badgering to the badgers.

Mallory Ortberg

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Admitting Anyone Badger Badgers Children Desire Leave People Secret Secret Desire Sure Without

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Mallory Ortberg
Born: November 28, 1986

I don't have anything against the 'Honey Badger.' It's just that 'Honey Badger' happened at such a dark time in my life. If the little kids out there want to call me the 'Honey Badger,' they can do that.

Tyrann Mathieu

From a conservation issue alone, you'd have to say there are too many badgers. A bigger growth in the badger population is not good for the balance of conservation anyway.

Princess Anne

During the last century a seven-year-old boy, Harry Service, was lost from his family's home in Manitoba and lived for two weeks with a badger in its underground den. When he was found he said that the badger had brought him food several times.

Sally Carrighar

Governor Scott Walker didn't know who he was messing with when he picked a fight with the hard-working union folks of Wisconsin. He must have forgotten that Wisconsin is the Badger State. And badgers are scrappy little creatures. We may look cute, warm and fuzzy, but we have a fighting spirit.

Gwen Moore

I beg. I call. I badger. I cajole. Part of the secret is everyone has fun and that's really motivating.

Katie Couric

I beg. I call. I badger. I cajole. Part of the secret is everyone has fun and thats really motivating.

Katie Couric

We have to use every tool at our disposal and that's why we're trialing a badger cull. We need healthy wildlife living alongside healthy cattle. Only if we work to eradicate the reservoir of TB in our badgers, will we have the strong and prosperous dairy industry the public wishes to see.

Owen Paterson

I've read about myself and my husband and my family, to the point where they've called my parents, they've called my brothers, offering money to tell stories. They call friends of mine. I'd just like for them to just ... don't badger us. Don't scrutinize us. We have children and they have to live, too. It's not fair.

Whitney Houston

There are too many organisations - and the BBC is a fabulous organisation - that seem to think it's OK to badger, hector and threaten people.

Noel Edmonds

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

Louise Rennison

Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger.

Erin Hunter

I'm running for Governor, and this Honey Badger is ready to fight.

Scott Gessler

I'm a beast, I am, and a Badger what's more. We don't change. We hold on.

C. S. Lewis

It would be hard to imagine Heaven without children. It wouldn't be Heaven! It would be a pretty boring place without children. What are we going to do, all get to be old people and then stagnate and that's the end of it? Once all those that are already born grow up, the place would really lack life without new generations of children! If there were no children, it would be a dead society.