A secret may be sometimes best kept by keeping the secret of its being a secret. It is not many years since a State secret of the greatest importance was printed without being divulged, merely by sending it to the press like any other matter, and trusting to the mechanical habits of the persons employed. They printed it piecemeal in ignorance of what it was about.
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
Sometimes when we think we are keeping a secret, the secret is actually keeping us.
You can't keep things secret in a film anymore. Once you realize the secret's out, you might as well go with it and not pretend that it's not there.
Always be suspicious of those who pretend to know it all, claim their way is the best way and are willing to force their way on the rest of us.
The secret of freedom lies in educating people, whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant.
When you pretend for a living and you have to pretend in your private life as well, it's very sad. Because it's intangible, depression is an issue that people don't like to talk about. It's like a huge, guilty secret.
Historians are a long way from being key workers. The best place for them is at home, reading their books and keeping out of the way.
The thing about secrets is that they are usually best kept by just one person. That was the special thing about secrets. Some people seemed to think that the best way to keep a secret was to tell as many people as possible; what could possibly go wrong for a secret when there were so many people defending it?
The best way to know and destroy an enemy is to pretend to become his friend.
We all live to a formula. Maybe the secret lies in keeping that formula secret.
Is there a secret to bowling at the Waca? In a way the secret is that there is no secret. Like any ground in the world, it's all about feel.
Keeping people on their toes is the best way to get the best out of people.
While men pretend not to judge women for the way they look, we go to great lengths to pretend we don't care, either.
The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.
Keeping a journal is the number-one best way to develop your written voice.