A Quote by Mario Kempes
You don't get called up to the national team because you tell good jokes, you are funny, you are handsome or because you are Messi's friend. You are called up because you have a role at your given club and you have personality.
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And at West Ham no one gives you a puzzled look if you get called up for your national team and players are never asked to play on injections.
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