A Quote by Mark Twain

There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws. — © Mark Twain
There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation.
There are two things civilized Man should never see being made: Sausages and Laws.
People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made
I know how to make sausage, and now that I've seen how laws are made, I'll stick with sausage.
If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.
A book should be made like a watch and sold like a sausage.
You go through the Sporting News for the last one hundred years, and you will find two things are always true. You never have enough pitching, and nobody ever made money.
There are two types of laws: there are just laws and there are unjust laws... What is the difference between the two?...An unjust law is a man-made code that is out of harmony with the moral law.
Tell me it's never been done. Because the only real laws in this world-the only things we really know-are the two postulates of relativity, the three laws of Newton, the four laws of thermodynamics, and Maxwell's equation-no, scratch that, the only things we really know are Maxwell's equations, the three laws of Newton, the two postulates of relativity, and the periodic table. That's all we know that's true. All the rest are man's laws
Human evolution has two steps - from being somebody to being nobody; and from being nobody to being everybody. This knowledge can bring sharing and caring throughout the world.
I wasn't a politician. I had no - no - even thought of being a politician. So, nobody even talked to me about the war. Nobody said, should we do the war, should we not? It's not like now, where every day you're being asked questions about things.
The main objective of our cinema is to entertain. If you can pass on a message at the same time, that is fantastic, but if the audience does not feel they are going to be entertained by the film, they are not going to watch it. There are many examples of very responsible and great films that are being made, but nobody goes to watch them.
as a writer you are free. You are about the freest person that ever was. Your freedom is what you have bought with your solitude, your loneliness. You are in the country where you make up the rules, the laws. You are both dictator and obedient populace. It is a country nobody has ever explored before. It is up to you to make the maps, to build the cities. Nobody else in the world can do it, or ever could do it, or ever will be able to do it again.
If we should ever get to Heaven, we shall find nobody to reproach us for being black, or for being slaves.
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