A Quote by Mark Twain

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

Mark Twain

Quote Topics

Ass Content Harm Kick

Quote Author

Mark Twain
American - Writer
November 30, 1835 - April 21, 1910

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Manohla Dargis

An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.

George Eliot

Sometimes it seems like this is the choice - either kick ass or kiss ass.

James Caan

I doubt very greatly, however, that you'll kick my ass. But me and my ass will enjoy your efforts.

Jessica Shirvington

I don't need anyone creatively to tell me how I'm supposed to be. Only I know the answer to that. Only I know what I would say. That's always been my outlook. I haven't really worried about rubbing people wrong because I only know how to be Bray. And Bray is always going to be Bray.

Bray Wyatt

I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it.

Michael J. Fox

The music I like to play is Rock 'N Roll. I like to rock like a wild animal. I like to rock it well enough to whip a yak's ass. I love to rock it good on a horse's ass. I like to rock it real hard. I love to rock it all the way to Russia. I like to kick out the Jazz and kick it out all the way.

Wesley Willis

I would love to be an Avenger or Wonder Woman. Pretty much any woman who can kick ass and take names, I am down! I have also always wanted to be a sultry mermaid or a bad ass fairy.

Katrina Law

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

George Herbert

You know, before when (the police went) to work, they used to be like, 'I'm gonna kick somebody's ass today and so I hope I can catch somebody in a bad situation or breaking the law, because I'm gonna beat someone's ass in a big way, I think that attitude has changed.

Rodney King

There was an Old Person of Bray, Who sang through the whole of the day To his ducks and his pigs, whom he fed upon figs, That valuable Person of Bray.