A Quote by Mark Twain

Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

Mark Twain

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Mark Twain
American - Writer
November 30, 1835 - April 21, 1910

I might be being controversial, but I think Seal fancies the pants off Delta, and her pants are tight.

Boy George

My worst fashion failure was when I wore tight PVC pants, and I had a show in Eugene, Oregon... my pants split down the center.

Davey Havok

When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.

Warren Miller

I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight.

Diane Kruger

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.

Charlie Chaplin

I don't like tight pants on guys.

Paul Dano

You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls.

Seth Green

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Robin Williams

Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants.

Carolyn Hart

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

George Harrison

I feel uncomfortable in anything tight or body-con.

Alexa Chung

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Benny Hill

I can say, 'I am terribly frightened and fear is terrible and awful and it makes me uncomfortable, so I won't do that because it makes me uncomfortable.' Or I could say, 'Get used to being uncomfortable. It is uncomfortable doing something that's risky. But so what? Do you want to stagnate and just be comfortable?'

Barbra Streisand

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants.

David Letterman

That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.