A Quote by Martin Mull
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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... freedom translates into having a supply of clean water, having electricity on tap; being able to live in a decent home and have a good job; to be able to send your children to school and to have accessible healthcare. I mean what's the point of having made this transition if the quality of life ... is not enhanced and improved? If not, the vote is useless.
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And you call yourselves a bowling alley?
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