A Quote by Mason Cooley

The world needs an enema.

Mason Cooley

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Mason Cooley
American - Writer
1927 - 2002

This town needs an enema!

Jack Nicholson

All who have come to me must have enema each day.

G. I. Gurdjieff

If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.

Christopher Hitchens

A great leader needs to love and respect people, and he needs to be comfortable with himself and with the world. He also needs to be able to forgive himself and others. In other words, a leader needs grace.

Leo Hindery

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

Lenny Bruce

Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea.

Saul Alinsky

I really work hard to shape the song so that it's attractive... You don't want to give people the information in an enema.

Buffy Sainte-Marie

The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously.

Philip Larkin

Me and my needs were driving my mother away. Me and my needs retreated to my closet, disappeared into fairy tales. I started making up a world where my needs wouldn´t exist at all.

Marya Hornbacher

The world needs something stronger than any possible rebellion against its peace. In other words it needs a federal world government embodying a new conception of human life as one whole.

H. G. Wells

You can adhere to your faith, but that faith needs to march in line with the rest of the world and needs to find a way of expressing itself in the modern world.

Salman Rushdie

The world needs specialists and highly trained people with advanced degrees, no question about it. But the world also needs diversity and versatility. It needs people who know as much about our value system as they do about our solar system.

Roger Smith

Reading Stephen King's book, On Writing, was like being cornered and forced to have a long, drawn out mental enema.

Mary Garden

The world needs dreamers and the world needs doers. But above all, the world needs dreamers who do.

Sarah Ban Breathnach

Once again, victims of disaster have turned to the UN and the international community in their time of need, .. The world needs the UN's leadership in these times, and the UN needs the world's support. We are communicating with the UN and its agencies to learn where UN Foundation funds may be of greatest assistance to the UN's relief efforts.