A Quote by Matt Groening

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

Matt Groening

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Matt Groening
American - Cartoonist
Born: February 15, 1954

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

Matt Groening

My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'

Matt Groening

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

Once we know that people are human and have some Homer Simpson in them, then there's a lot that can be done to manipulate them.

Cass Sunstein

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

Dan Castellaneta

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

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'Homer and Langley' is the work of E. L. Doctorow's old age. There are fewer Homeric references than you might have expected, given that the narrator is called Homer Collyer and is blind, although, like the classical Homer, not born blind.

Justin Cartwright

I returned from my last L.A. visit to find myself tipping the scales like Homer Simpson when he tries to gain enough weight to qualify as disabled to be allowed to work from home. All I was missing was his kaftan and Fat Guy Hat. So, I decided it was time to diet.

John Niven

To quote Homer Simpson, alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. I don't think there's anything wrong with drinking and drug use, if people can do it and not hurt themselves. But it got to the point where I was really hurting myself.

Moby

I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public.

Stephenie Meyer

More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.

Robert X. Cringely

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

Real people have trouble balancing their checkbooks, much less calculating how much they need to save for retirement; they sometimes binge on food, drink, or high-definition televisions. They are more like Homer Simpson than Mr. Spock.

Richard Thaler

It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a microphone. I thought I was going to become friends with Homer Simpson, but unfortunately none of them are real.

Russell Brand

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