A Quote by Matt Groening

Homer no function beer well without.

Matt Groening

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Beer Function Well Without

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Matt Groening
American - Cartoonist
Born: February 15, 1954

When I was growing up, my parents asked me what I wanted to do, and I said that I wanted to live in Springfield. They were like, "Well, that's not how it works. There is an actor who play Homer, and someone who writes what Homer says." So, I was like, "Well, I want to write what Homer says."

Jonah Hill

This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.

Ernest Hemingway

'Homer and Langley' is the work of E. L. Doctorow's old age. There are fewer Homeric references than you might have expected, given that the narrator is called Homer Collyer and is blind, although, like the classical Homer, not born blind.

Justin Cartwright

For just as for a flute-player, a sculptor, or an artist, and, in general, for all things that have a function or activity, the good and the well is thought to reside in the function, so would it seem to be for man, if he has a function.

Aristotle

No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.

Homer

The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function: without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All war depends upon it.

Ronald Speirs

The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.

Aldous Huxley

Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.

Queen Victoria

I tend to be a bit of a workaholic, but I also can't function without some sort of domesticity as well.

Jenny Slate

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Billy Carter

All the poets are indebted more or less to those who have gone before them; even Homer's originality has been questioned, and Virgil owes almost as much to Theocritus, in his Pastorals, as to Homer, in his Heroics; and if our own countryman, Milton, has soared above both Homer and Virgil, it is because he has stolen some feathers from their wings.

Charles Caleb Colton

Troy is based on the epic poem The Iliad by Homer , according to the credits. Homer's estate should sue.

Roger Ebert

Seven wealthy towns contend for Homer dead, Through which the living Homer begged his bread

Thomas Seward

I have to go on writing because I wouldn't be able to go on without writing. It is the only function that works for me, and without that function, I would die.