A Quote by Matt Groening

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

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Anything Easy I Promise Promise Simpson

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Matt Groening
American - Cartoonist
Born: February 15, 1954

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

Matt Groening

My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'

Matt Groening

To quote Homer Simpson, alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. I don't think there's anything wrong with drinking and drug use, if people can do it and not hurt themselves. But it got to the point where I was really hurting myself.

Moby

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

Matt Groening

The Democratic party, respective to health care, is like a person who was sent into the store to purchase a gallon of milk and some butter for the evening's meal and instead walked out with a 'Gladiator' DVD, a can of Easy Cheese, and some Homer Simpson house slippers because how funny are they?

Dana Loesch

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

Dan Castellaneta

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public.

Stephenie Meyer

More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.

Robert X. Cringely

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

Once we know that people are human and have some Homer Simpson in them, then there's a lot that can be done to manipulate them.

Cass Sunstein

It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a microphone. I thought I was going to become friends with Homer Simpson, but unfortunately none of them are real.

Russell Brand

Homer Simpson has been more inspirational to me than probably any cartoon character. What he represents, I think, there's a part of that in everybody. There certainly is in me, and I love that.