A Quote by Matt Groening

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

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Matt Groening
American - Cartoonist
Born: February 15, 1954

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

Matt Groening

My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'

Matt Groening

I tried to start a theatre in LA and failed miserably, but I was probably not meant to raise money.

Beth Henley

I love my food and wine; I have tried my hand at being a chef and failed miserably.

Shefali Zariwala

For someone who has been so important to my career, I have had absolutely no interaction with O.J. Simpson one-on-one in my whole life. I've tried many times. I have written him in prison, I've had other contact ... but he never responded, so I have never had a conversation with O.J. Simpson, never met the guy.

Jeffrey Toobin

I knew I wanted to try comedy and acting. Even if I failed, at least I would have tried. It's better than never having tried.

Rob Riggle

I've been in many bands and every time I try to be a character that's not me it has failed miserably.

I tried to play Piazzolla's 'Grand Tango' at 20 and failed miserably. You need a little experience of life for tango.

Jan Vogler

The man who tried his best and failed is superior to the man who never tried.

Bud Wilkinson

Suffering is a corrective to point out a lesson which by other means we have failed to grasp, and never can it be eradicated until that lesson is learnt.

Edward Bach

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

Men are men and women are women. We've tried for tens of thousands of years to lay down hard and fast lines for the sexes to walk upon, and we've failed miserably.

William John Locke

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

Matt Groening

During the summer, Screen Gems launched the New Monkees, which miserably failed I understand. I never saw it.

Davy Jones

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

Dan Castellaneta

NEVER! Never, Marge! I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?!

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