A Quote by Michael R. Burch

Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy. — © Michael R. Burch
Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.
Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn't have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to have to save up to buy you a toupee.
Intolerance is the ''Do Not Touch'' sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness.
I won't wear a toupee.
Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.
Can I say one other thing that`s very important? I`m indebted to Donald Trump for a long time, we`ve had this problem that people disliked government. And the health care bill has shown reminded people and Donald Trump has shown people there is something a lot worse than government. It`s not government. That as bad as they might have thought the government was on health care, it`s now created people that the absence of government healthcare is even worse.
I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.
I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
Unless I was to play an accepted character from a novel, I won't put on a toupee.
My last toupee is hanging on the door of my living room with a tomahawk through it.
This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.
Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee.
People already think the entire system is rigged against Donald Trump, and they're right, meaning, the corrupt, rigged system. The elections every four years are just part of that to them. They feel like they can't get a fair shake. It is the essence of the Donald Trump candidacy.
I know what baldness can do to a man. When you see guys with a toupee that should come with a chinstrap, or somebody whose been through hair replacement surgery and tapped out early because it's too painful, you realize guys will do anything to maintain their sense of virility. They don't want to give up looking young.
The candidacy of Donald Trump is the open sewer of American conservatism.
Thomas Bowman's toupee, alas, was never found. He was somewhat mollified by the gift of a very fine hat from Westcliff on Christmas day.
Russian government was in contact with multiple [Donald] Trump campaign sources while they were doing [attacks]. Russian nemesis in the American government, U.S. State Department, CIA, are not faring well since Donald Trump came to power.
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