A Quote by Michael Scott

When you've lived as long as I have, nothing much surprises you. — © Michael Scott
When you've lived as long as I have, nothing much surprises you.
When you're around for as long as I have, nothing surprises you any more.
My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.
Nothing is more disgraceful than that an old man should have nothing to show to prove that he has lived long, except his years.
Today's religions are nothing but the long-lived mythologies!
One of the advantages of having lived a long time is that you can often remember when you had it worse. I am grateful to have lived long enough to have known some of the blessings of adversity.
Nothing surprises me. After Donald Trump, nothing matters, does it?
It's a mantra I've lived by for as long as I can remember. Nothing lasts for ever.
[A] pessimist gets nothing but pleasant surprises, an optimist nothing but unpleasant.
I say it is impossible that so sensible a people [citizens of Paris], under such circumstances, should have lived so long by the smoky, unwholesome, and enormously expensive light of candles, if they had really known that they might have had as much pure light of the sun for nothing.
The advantage of living is not measured by length, but by use; some men have lived long, and lived little; attend to it while you are in it. It lies in your will, not in the number of years, for you to have lived enough.
Haven't you lived in the South long enough to know that nothing is ever anybody's fault?
I have always smoked and drunk and loved too much. In fact I have lived not too long but too much. One day the Iron Crab will get me. Then I shall have died of living too much.
Thanks be to God we lived so long and did so much good.
I feel I've lived so long, and went through so much, that all I want is calm and rest.
There appears to exist a greater desire to live long than to live well! Measure by man's desires, he cannot live long enough; measure by his good deeds, and he has not lived long enough; measure by his evil deeds, and he has lived too long.
I acquired long-lived parents. My mother died at 94. Father died at 90, holding a glass of whisky. I think that's the secret of longevity - to have long-lived parents. The rest is discipline.
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