A Quote by Michael Showalter
I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.
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You’re really cute, Midori,” I corrected myself. “What do you mean really cute?” “So cute the mountains crumble and the oceans dry up.
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