A Quote by Michelle Wolf

I always almost miss my flight. My routine is to constantly, no matter how bad or good the traffic is, to almost miss my flight.

Michelle Wolf

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Almost Always Bad Constantly Flight Good How Matter Miss Routine Traffic

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Michelle Wolf
American - Comedian
Born: June 21, 1985

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