A Quote by Mick Foley
A joke bombing on stage doesn't bother me, especially if it's intended to bomb.
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The only place you and I disagree is with regard to the bombing. You're so goddamned concerned about the civilians, and I (in contrast) don't give a damn. I don't care.". . . "I'd rather use the nuclear bomb. . . Does that bother you? I just want you to think big.
I don't think I've ever died on stage. I've had jokes that died on stage. I've told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn't know it was the end of the joke.
Catterick' was originally a movie. That was what we intended for it and we had the money for it and everything. But we couldn't be bothered - I know that sounds terrible, but it's the truth. At a later stage we went back, split it up and made it into the TV series. But, yeah that was supposed to be a movie and we just didn't bother.
It used to bother me when people called me a pussy. But the joke's on them - after all, you are what you eat!
The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down.
English had hit upon a splendid joke. The intended to catch me or to bring me down.
You know that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran? Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.
The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke joke joke.' They don't actually sit and listen to you.
I don't mind being the butt of the joke... It doesn't really bother me. I quite enjoy it.
I've bombed on stage millions and millions of times. And that's part of it. You go up with a half-baked idea, and you bomb, and so what? Nothing bad happens if you bomb.
Curtis Le May wants to bomb Hanoi and Haiphong. You know how he likes to go around bombing.
I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me.
Our world will not die as the result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, or making a joke of everything, and a lousy joke at that.
When I'm writing columns, it's - all I'm thinking about is jokes, joke, joke, joke, setup, punch line, joke, joke, joke. And I really don't care where it goes.
The first joke I ever told on stage was a golf joke.
To this day, to this very day, except for television, I've never had a writer. Anything I've ever done on the stage, happened on the stage and I developed it from there. It started doing impressions and jokes - which I did very poorly. To this day I can't tell a joke. That sounds nuts, but it's true. I exaggerate it and it becomes a joke. Everything I've ever done I've done out on the stage and it became a performance over many many years.
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