A Quote by Mike Rowe

Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.

Mike Rowe

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Like Lives Makes Nobody

Quote Author

Mike Rowe
American - Celebrity
Born: March 18, 1962

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

Cody Lundin

Watching these channels all day is incredibly depressing. I live in a constant state of depression. I think of us as turd miners. I put on my helmet, I go and mine turds, hopefully I don't get turd lung disease.

Jon Stewart

Sometimes you've got to eat a turd sandwich; makes the ribeye taste better next time.

Shane Battier

I don't buy this premise that the number of minifigures needs to be an equal amount to be gender neutral. Nobody makes artistic products like that; nobody makes a movie and says there has to be equal numbers of men and women.

Jorgen Vig Knudstorp

You're like a turd that won't flush.

Dennis Hopper

My voice gon' stick out like a turd in a punch bowl.

E-40

Don't ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out.

Charles Bukowski

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.

Larry McMurtry

I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up.

Nicolas Cage

I like to think of myself as a regular guy, except I play football for a living. I try not to be an arrogant turd out there.

Brian Urlacher

I want somebody to love, and I want somebody to love me. And nobody ever will. And that's why it hurts. Because it makes a difference. And when nobody cares, it makes you all mad inside and it makes you want to say things, tear up things, break things, get through the glass.

Flora Rheta Schreiber

Stupid religion makes stupid beliefs, stupid leaders make stupid rules, stupid environment makes stupid health, stupid companions makes stupid behaviour, stupid movies makes stupid acts, stupid food makes stupid skin, stupid bed makes stupid sleep, stupid ideas makes stupid decisions, stupid clothes makes stupid appearance. Lets get rid of stupidity from our stupid short lives.

Michael Bassey

When it comes to underwear, there's nothing worse than a visible panty line. Sometimes it seems like nobody knows that seamless underwear exists. But Calvin Klein makes them. Commando makes them. Hanky Panky makes them. You don't need a drawer full; a few pairs will suffice.

Brad Goreski

I think mentors are important and I don't think anybody makes it in the world without some form of mentorship. Nobody makes it alone. Nobody has made it alone. And we are all mentors to people even when we don't know it.