A Quote by Milton Berle

My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."

Milton Berle

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Milton Berle
American - Comedian
July 12, 1908 - March 27, 2002

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