A Quote by Milton Berle
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
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Sir! Men who desert their comrades in war deserve to be shot! And Officers who intrude for them deserve to be hung!
I know one of the reasons God gave me kids was to test my patience.
Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.
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Eight, sir; seven, sir; Six, sir; five, sir; Four, sir; Three, sir; Two, sir; one! Tenser, said the Tensor. Tenser, said the Tensor. Tension, apprehension, And dissension have begun.
Yes, sir, thank you, sir, and I wouldn’t trust me one little inch, sir. I knows a bad one when I sees them. I have a mirror.
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Hey, Ethan." "Yeah?" "Remember the Twinkie on the bus? The one I gave you in second grade, the day we met?" "The one you found on the floor and gave me without telling me? Nice." He grinned and shot the ball. "It never really fell on the floor. I made that part up.
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During the debate, Palin winked, wrinkled her nose, and gave a shout-out to a third-grade class. Well, you know, that says commander-in-chief to me right there. You betcha!
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