A Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

Mitch Hedberg

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Cool Hippopotamus Just Really Really Cool

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Mitch Hedberg
American - Comedian
February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Mitch Hedberg

There is a famous Russian cartoon in which a hippopotamus, in the bush, points out a zebra to another hippopotamus: 'You see,' he says, 'now that’s formalism.

Alain Robbe-Grillet

A man looking at a hippopotamus may sometimes be tempted to regard a hippopotamus as an enormous mistake; but he is also bound to confess that a fortunate inferiority prevents him personally from making such mistakes.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make yourself a giraffe.

John Ruskin

Marriage! ... Why, it is like living in a thimble with a hippopotamus!

Phyllis Bottome

Once a month, a woman turns from a beautiful flower into an angry hippopotamus.

Grace Helbig

It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.

Roger Caras

I be more hipper than a hippopotamus Get off in your head like a neurologist

E-40

I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten em.

Hilaire Belloc

I found in one of the tombs an inscription saying, 'If you touch my tomb, you will be eaten by a crocodile and hippopotamus.' It doesn't mean the hippo will eat you, it means the person really wanted his tomb to be protected.

Zahi Hawass

The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?

Erma Bombeck

When business accepts help from the government, it can be like going to bed with a hippopotamus. It's nice and warm for the moment, but then your bedmate rolls over and crushes you.

Donald Rumsfeld

The hippopotamus's day Is passed in sleep; at night he hunts; God works in a mysterious way- The Church can sleep and feed at once.

T. S. Eliot

The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.

Will Cuppy

Emily said ... Well, I read that it's important to sleep. While you sleep, the hippopotamus in your brain replays things that happend during the day, e.g. what you studied. So therefore it remembers it for you.