A Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control. — © Mitch Hedberg
I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.
I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fish sticks in anything. That's actually kind of gross. After that joke, I have to clarify that I'm just joking.
I know what we can control, we can control our effort and we can control our approach. We do what we're supposed to do to get some second-chance points off the offensive glass, maybe our pressure can get us some easy opportunities in the open floor and we've got to capitalize.
Because I want to see. I've got to know what's going to happen while I'm still enough in control to be able to do something about it.
I think Britain can be one of the great success stories of the 21st century - we've got the talent, the drive, the connections around the world. But if we vote to Leave, then we lose control. We lose control of our economy, and if you lose control of your economy you lose control of everything. That's not a price worth paying.
It freshens your breath and helps prevent tartar.
I grew up peeling shrimp and making tartar sauce.
Control what you can control. Don't lose sleep worrying about things that you don't have control over because, at the end of the day, you still won't have any control over them.
RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.
The Center for Disease Control started out as the malaria war control board based in Atlanta. Partly because the head of Coke had some people out to his plantation, and they got infected with malaria, and partly 'cause all the military recruits were coming down and having a higher fatality rate from malaria while training than in the field.
The Center for Disease Control started out as the malaria war control board based in Atlanta. Partly because the head of Coke had some people out to his plantation and they got infected with malaria, and partly cause all the military recruits were coming down and having a higher fatality rate from malaria while training than in the field.
If you control the food, you control a nation. If you control the energy, you control a region. If you control the money, you control the world.
I've been supporting Planned Parenthood all my life. I've even used it myself, back when I had no money. It's where I got my birth control. During college, every one of us got support from them.
Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking tartar sauce with you.
I'm so optimistic, I'd go after Moby Dick in a rowboat and take the tartar sauce with me.
There are things that are not in your control and you will never be able to control them. You've got to accept that very quickly.
The only secret to being in control is to have it in the beginning. Retaining control is still hard, but obtaining control is virtually impossible.
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