A Quote by Mitch Hedberg

A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.

Mitch Hedberg

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Bag Bite Body Emergency Kit Snake

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Mitch Hedberg
American - Comedian
February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

I made $3,000 opening for the Neville Brothers, and they paid me in cash. That was a bad situation, because I bought ridiculous stuff. I bought a snake bite emergency kit. Then I said to my friends, "Don't even worry about snakes anymore". My friend stepped on a worm, and I said, "Lay down!"

Mitch Hedberg

Remember, it is not the snake bite that kills, but the venom which circulates afterwards that is fatal. Do not let the snake bite of another person release any venom inside of you. You can control its entry and you are responsible for every thought in your mind.

Robin Sharma

You never die from a snake bite, you can't be unbitten it's in the way, what continues to pour through you long after the bite has taken place.

Bob Proctor

But I'm in favor of every religion with the possible exception of snake-chunking. Anybody that so presumes on how he stands with Providence that he will let a snake bite him, I say he deserves what he's got coming to him.

Earl Long

I myself have always found that if I examine something, it's less scary. I grew up in the West, and we always had this theory that if you saw - if you kept the snake in your eye line, the snake wasn't going to bite you. And that's kind of the way I feel about confronting pain. I want to know where it is.

Joan Didion

The snake will always bite back.

Jake Roberts

But there's no emergency kit for marriage. No neat plan you can turn to when the ground shifts beneath your feet.

Michelle Richmond

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark, but $120 for an earthquake emergency kit just seems unreasonable.

Howard Ruff

Fly from bad companions as from the bite of a poisonous snake.

John Bosco

I have the emergency kit in my purse that has double-sided tape and Tylenol, and a small energy bar. I'm the one that has an extra lip gloss just in case.

Busy Philipps

Do not trust the person of spite; though you have loved and tamed them, the snake will bite.

Morgan Brittany

Goodness! Golly! Good God! Blessed Allah! Zeus and Hera! Mary and Joseph! Nathaniel Hawthorne! Don't touch her! Grab her! Move closer! Run away! Don't move! Kill the snake! Leave it alone! Give it some food! Don't let it bite her! Lure the snake away! Here, snakey! Here, snakey snakey!