A Quote by Naomi Alderman

The hilarity or brilliance of a forwarded link is inversely proportional to the number of people it's sent to.

Naomi Alderman

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Brilliance Hilarity Link Number People Proportional Sent

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Naomi Alderman
English - Novelist
Born: 1974

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