A Quote by Nathan Fillion

When I was a waiter I was fired twice from the same restaurant. I guess I was that good of an actor but that bad of a waiter.

Nathan Fillion

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Nathan Fillion
Canadian - Actor
Born: March 27, 1971

When you find a waiter who is a waiter and not an actor, writer, musician or poet, you've found a jewel.

Andre Soltner

I definitely had fun being a waiter. I can't say for sure that I was a good waiter. I think that I made people have a good time.

John Krasinski

You wouldn't have the same art on the walls at every restaurant or the same waiter uniforms. Neither should you have the same service style at every restaurant.

Danny Meyer

Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?

Djuna Barnes

Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is THAT about? And which waiter are you tipping, anyway? I think next time I go to a restaurant I'll just say, "Oh, sorry, I only eat the food. The guy who pays the bill will be along shortly."

Jerry Seinfeld

If you're a waiter, the worst thing you can do is go to work resenting your job. This will sound trite - but it's the reality, and part of my personality - yet when I was a waiter, I tried to be the best waiter, and when I was a bingo-caller I tried to be the best bingo-caller.

Russell Crowe

When I was a waiter, I wanted to be the best waiter I could be and worked to be better at it every day.

Robert Herjavec

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

Morey Amsterdam

I don't consider myself an actor, for me it's employment. Like the actor who's a waiter a lot, I'm an actor when I'm not on tour, in that that's a job I can do.

Henry Rollins

Insanity hovered close at hand, like an eager waiter at an expensive restaurant.

Arundhati Roy

When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."

Henny Youngman

I wanna try being a waiter at restaurant or work to introduce Korea to other people!

Seungri

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

Henny Youngman

If I can't eat the meal in a restaurant, and the waiter asks, 'Is everything all right, Madam?', I tell them that I'm on a diet.

Cilla Black

If I'm brought the wrong order at a restaurant, I don't send it back, because I don't want the waiter to get mad at me.

Betty Gilpin

My father was a guy who, because of the businesses he was in - the hotel business, the hospitality business - he didn't differentiate between the waiter serving you dinner, from the maitre d from the guy who owns a restaurant. Everybody was the same to him. He didn't look at who you were. He didn't look at your wallet.

Steve Tisch

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