A Quote by Nelly Kaplan

Smile, but not for long, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Patriarchy. — © Nelly Kaplan
Smile, but not for long, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Patriarchy.
It is perfectly right for a gentleman to say "ladies and gentlemen," but a lady should say, "gentlemen and ladies." You mention your friend's name before you do your own. I always feel like rebuking any woman who says, "ladies and gentlemen." It is a lack of good manners.
I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please!
In society it is etiquette for ladies to have the best chairs and get handed things. In the home the reverse is the case. This is why ladies are more sociable than gentlemen.
You see, feminists don't really like to define the Patriarchy. They prefer to keep it nebulous and amorphous so they can conveniently blame it for everything that goes wrong in their lives. Not being paid enough? Patriarchy! Not getting a promotion? Patriarchy! Too many catcalls? Patriarchy! Too few catcalls? Patriarchy!
First, I thought we'd already established that I am not a gentleman. That ship sailed long ago. And second, you'd be surprised what gentlemen do...and what ladies enjoy." ~Lord Bourne
You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago
But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings on items that should not require warnings. The hotel I am staying in has a hair dryer, on the cord of the hair dryer there is a warning and this is what it says: “Warning! Do not use in shower!” Ladies and gentlemen if you have a friend who wants to use their hair dryer in the shower, you let them.
Ladies and Gentlemen...we are floating in Space!
Ladies and gentlemen, there is evil in this world.
Ladies and gentlemen, communism didn't fall. It was pushed.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook.
First of all, ladies and gentlemen, you must forget that you are singers.
Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.
Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
Gentlemen and ladies are sure of their ground. They pretend to nothing that they are not.
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