A Quote by Nick Cannon

Real men change diapers! — © Nick Cannon
Real men change diapers!
We have to start spreading that news - that real men change poopy diapers and coach the soccer team and let their daughters paint toenails all kinds of colours.
I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.
An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change.
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.
I get to see my baby's development. I get to change diapers, I get to be a real father, something that I didn't have growing up.
I found that the best way to go about [ Black men ] is to produce better men. And I think if we get them at a younger age, and start teaching these young brothers the principles of manhood: That real men go to work everyday; Real men honor God; Real men respect and adore women - that's what real men do.
Men should always change diapers. It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.
But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is diapers and lawnmowers, decks that need painting, a wife that needs to be listened to, kids that need to be taught right from wrong, a checkbook, an oil change, a sunset behind a mountain, laughter at a kitchen table, too much wine, a chipped tooth, and a screaming child.
Real men know how to move as real men. Real men won't allow themselves to be disrespected. Real men aren't punks.
No one likes change... but babies in diapers.
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers.
We think that we live in a heterosexual society because most men are fixated on women as sexual objects; but, in fact, we live ina homosexual society because all credible transactions of power, authority, and authenticity take place among men; all transactions based on equity and individuality take place among men. Men are real; therefore, all real relationship is between men; all real communication is between men; all real reciprocity is between men; all real mutuality is between men.
Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.
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