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I'd rather lie bare-assed naked on the sidewalk and be trampled by tourists from South Dakota than be an accountant. — © Nora Roberts

I'd rather lie bare-assed naked on the sidewalk and be trampled by tourists from South Dakota than be an accountant.

Nora Roberts

Nora Roberts

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Accountant Bare Dakota Lie Naked Rather Sidewalk South South Dakota Than Tourists Trampled

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Nora Roberts

Nora Roberts
American - Author
Born: October 10, 1950

Look, I know this seems a little half-assed...' 'No, dude. I'd be thrilled if this plan were half-assed. This is, like, no-assed.' 'You're right. It's the most no-assed thing I've ever done in my life.

Libba Bray

Libba Bray

The deal we made was that if we would change our law to invite them to come to South Dakota - that's what they wanted, the invitation - if we would change our law to invite them to come to South Dakota, he would guarantee South Dakota 400 Citibank jobs.

Bill Janklow

Bill Janklow

If you knew the upward mobility that South Dakota's kids have gotten from the opportunity to intern and to work and to be employed and to have upward mobility in that company and move on, it's been phenomenal for South Dakota.

Bill Janklow

Bill Janklow

Babies are born bow-legged in South Dakota. By the age of 12, they can purchase guns. At 14, they can take their driving test. Fortunately, since the geographical area of South Dakota can accommodate both France and Germany, but has a population of only 750,000, the chances of hitting anything are pretty slim.

Clive Sinclair

Clive Sinclair

Coming from a small South Dakota school, it was a different route to get to the NFL. I went from South Dakota State to the World League of American Football with the Amsterdam Admirals, and fortunately I did well enough there that the New England Patriots decided to sign me and give me a chance.

Adam Vinatieri

Adam Vinatieri

Why die on Mars when you can live in South Dakota? South Dakota, you can live here.

Bill Kurtis

Bill Kurtis

Were you raised in a barn? You don't just walk into someone's house." Ash laughed. "I have an open invitation to enter whenever I'm here." "Yeah, but what if he's naked or something?" Ash led him into the foyer. "I've known Kyrian for over two thousand years, and I can honesty say that I have never once caught him naked in his living room." The door closed behind them without Ash or Nick touching it- something that always unnerved Nick when Ash did it. "Besides, Rosa's still here. I know he's not walking around bare-assed with her on duty.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Not only are we going to New Hampshire ... we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!

Howard Dean

Howard Dean

In 1988, as an unknown candidate, totally unknown, I won Iowa, came in second in New Hampshire, won South Dakota. I was ahead in every Super Tuesday state the day after South Dakota. The only problem was I didn't have enough money. I had a million dollars left, and Al Gore had three and Michael Dukakis had three and it was lights out.

Dick Gephardt

Dick Gephardt

Bare," came her answer in a squeak. "Yes, we'd both have to be bare," he said with a laugh. "Not bare naked," she gasped. "Bear bear. Furry bear. Bear!" -Mortimer and Sam

Lynsay Sands

Lynsay Sands

In countries where all the crooked politicians wear pin-striped suits, the best people are bare-assed.

Paul Theroux

Paul Theroux

I learnt more about politics during one South Dakota dust storm than in seven years at the university.

Hubert H. Humphrey

Hubert H. Humphrey

Zimbabwe has far fewer tourists than South Africa or Kenya, and there's less crime as well.

Nicholas Kristof

Nicholas Kristof

If it is a crime to love the South, its cause and its President, then I am a criminal. I would rather lie down in this prison and die than leave it owing allegiance to a government such as yours.

Belle Boyd

Belle Boyd

I would rather be trampled by thousands of children than touch a spider.

Frank Iero

Frank Iero

I stand upon a block of stillness. It is more secure than any sidewalk. I bring with me my own sidewalk.

Jane Roberts

Jane Roberts

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