A Quote by Norm MacDonald

I don't have to meet actors. I'm really blessed that I don't have to do all that horseshit. — © Norm MacDonald
I don't have to meet actors. I'm really blessed that I don't have to do all that horseshit.
... I have developed, over the years, some sense of the difference between real horseshit that you can step in and Ideal Platonic Horseshit that exists, evidently, only in the contemplation of those who worship such abstractions; and I continue to notice that Natural Law bears an uncanny resemblance to ideal Platonic Horseshit.
Ambrose, your presence is the horseshit frosting on the horseshit cake that is the admissions interview process.
Unfortunately, I don't meet guys and it's really sad. I only meet actors on set.
I'm really, really blessed. Not only am I blessed to have found that I love making films, but I'm also insanely blessed to be able to do it. I have to remind myself that when I'm complaining.
I feel like I have just been really, really lucky to meet some of the most successful and great actors alive today.
I much prefer to meet actors that are really into the play rather than into the part.
So often when you meet child actors, they're weird - they're freaks. No, I mean it, they're really odd people.
I've been blessed. Starting with Steppenwolf Theater and onward, learning from wonderful actors and getting to play with wonderful actors.
I never had posters on my wall and when I meet actors that I really admire, it's exciting because I get to work with them.
When I got into the movie business, working with actors was the one thing I was really weak at. I didn't know what to say to actors. They scared me and intimidated me. The actors that I've worked with who have had a lot of experience, or who I've even grown up watching as a kid, were really scary. I was like, "What am I going to say to this person?" But, I've matured. It's fun. I understand what actors do now.
It's really hard for me to meet someone. I don't want to date actors. Been there, done that. Only one actor per household, please.
There were a few people who got jobs in Limerick, a big barrel on wheels, and it was a barrel that went back and forth, and a shovel and a broom. So, they went around shoveling the horseshit into this barrel. So, you got that job when you were around 15, and then you got to retire at the age of 65, with a pension. A small pension. So that would be 50 years of shoveling horseshit. And I was advised very seriously that I should get that job.
There are actors that are really fine actors but not good auditioners. There are really good auditioners that may not be great actors. There are great actors that are really good auditioners, too. I happen to be someone who's not a great auditioner, but usually on a set can hold my own.
Working with [Kyle Chandler] in the scene was like playing tennis. You work with really talented actors, I think they make other actors look really, really good.
I seldom meet actors, they are to me bright strange fishes swimming in an element alien to me; I feel that to meet them is to See Life.
I love actors. I love working with actors. I really enjoy the process. I love having those in-depth discussions about the interior of their character, and actors really love to discuss that too.
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