A Quote by Ogden Nash

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. — © Ogden Nash
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.
Old age is the lubricant of belief. When death knocks at the door, skepticism flies out the window. A serious cardiovascular fright and a person will even believe in Little Red Riding Hood.
Those who enter through the back door can expect to be shown out through the window
Poor? What does that matter? When poverty creeps in at the door, love flies in through the window.
One may enter the literary parlor via just about any door, be it the prison door, the madhouse door, or the brothel door. There is but one door one may not enter it through, which is the child room door. The critics will never forgive you such. The great Rudyard Kipling is one of a number of people to have suffered from this. I keep wondering to myself what this peculiar contempt towards anything related to childhood is all about.
There is no one, says another, whom fortune does not visit once in his life; but when she does not find him ready to receive her, she walks in at the door, and flies out at the window.
At night, I open the window and ask the moon to come and press its face against mine. Breathe into me. Close the language-door and open the love-window. The moon won't use the door, only the window.
When money comes in at the gate, sport flies out at the window.
Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.
When one door closes, find another." Kylie gazed back up. "And what if there isn't another door?" "Then you try the window." "And if there's not a window?" Kylie asked. "Then you find a sledgehammer and make a window.
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
Prose is like a window; fiction is like a door. But it is not uncommon that he who should come in through the door jumps in through the window.
Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.
If I see a spider in the flat, I try to get a cup and a piece of paper and throw it out of the window. I can't kill them because they're good for catching flies.
Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window- or break down a door.
I believe that anyone who flies in an airplane and doesn't spend most of his time looking out the window wastes his money.
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