If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
I feel like, growing up, I watched football, obviously, and you see great players, and as a fan, you want to watch the best you can possibly watch, and you want to see what's capable of being made.
There are two things civilized Man should never see being made: Sausages and Laws.
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
When you're watching, I find two things happen. You either watch a film and it's really good and then you think, "Why can't I do that?" Or you watch a film and it's not good, and you think, "Why am I doing this?" So either way, it feels like being at work.
They say making laws is like making sausages. You shouldn't watch. It's the same for acting, especially for the actor who works unconsciously.
Writing went from being a calling to being a job. Business ruined things. It became like making sausages in a sausage factory.
Laws are like sausages. You sleep far better the less you know about how they are made.
People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made
To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.
I don't want to write formula. I don't want to crank these books out like sausages. Every book is different, which takes a hell of a lot of ingenuity on my part.
At school, I was brought up on revolting food - sausages, sausages and Spam - but at home, I had the most wonderful sponge puddings, which I don't indulge in very often now.
Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of 'em at play, either back home in their native state, or after they've been captured and sent to a zoo, or to Washington.
I'd like to be the commissioner of tennis, but do I want to get into politics? Sometimes I have delusions of grandeur that that would be an interesting, good thing. I'm talking about actual politics, like being a congressman, but then I see how unbelievably nasty it really is, and maybe I'm not quite knowledgeable enough to actually do it.
We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made.