A Quote by P. G. Wodehouse

Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.

P. G. Wodehouse

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P. G. Wodehouse
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October 15, 1881 - February 14, 1975

Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.

P. G. Wodehouse

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