A Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.

P. J. O'Rourke

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P. J. O'Rourke
American - Comedian
Born: November 14, 1947

A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.

Roy Blount, Jr.

I've never felt scared of flight, ever. It's really weird. I don't know. They stick a gin and tonic in your hands and I just think, "Life is good!"

Dallas Campbell

I really need a gin and tonic.

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic.

Denis Thatcher

The planet is fine. The people are f****d. Because everyone is trying to save the planet. The planet doesn’t need that. The planet will take care of itself. People are selfish. And that's what they're doing is trying to save the planet for themselves to have a nicer place to live.

George Carlin

There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.

Billy Joel

The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire.

Winston Churchill

Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic.

Chuck Palahniuk

I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.

Raul Julia

I, Maggie, personally cannot tell you that you're going to save the planet. But what I do know is that we can draw a line to an issue that can conserve what we already have and what's left in a way that we can actually breathe the air, drink the water, actually grow things in soil - that matters in a real, practical way.

Maggie Q

In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailboating equipment, the gin and tonic.

P. J. O'Rourke

I believe climate change is real and that we can save our planet while creating millions of good-paying clean energy jobs.

Hillary Clinton

I work for three or four hours a day, in the late morning and early afternoon. Then I go out for a walk and come back in time for a large gin and tonic.

J. G. Ballard

So often we talk about saving the planet, but what we really mean is to save the planet the way it is, so we can live here. So that is can sustain us. Because the planet doesn't need to be saved. It doesn't care if all the squirrels, elephants, and trees die and there's just a couple of amoebas floating around at the poles.

Dave Matthews

So often we talk about saving the planet, but what we really mean is to save the planet the way it is, so we can live here. So that is can sustain us.

Dave Matthews

I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it.