A Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

P. J. O'Rourke

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Arousal Benz Device Increases Mechanical Mercedes Mercedes Benz Sexual Women

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P. J. O'Rourke
American - Comedian
Born: November 14, 1947

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

P. J. O'Rourke

The female covers her breasts, and then proceeds to redefine their shape with a brassiere. This sexual signaling device may be padded or inflatable, so that it not only reinstates the concealed shape, but also enlarges it, imitating in this way the breast swelling that occurs during sexual arousal.

Desmond Morris

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.

Janis Joplin

The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger.

Bud Collins

You have to think about whether that Mercedes-Benz you have is actually worth how much it costs to you.

Kristin Scott Thomas

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz - My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.

Janis Joplin

My big break came at 22 years old when I joined the Mercedes Benz touring championship team.

Susie Wolff

We focused on getting popchips into the hands of tastemakers and influencers wherever they were, from the fashionistas at Mercedes Benz fashion week to the passengers on Virgin Airlines.

Keith Belling

I am so grateful for my experience at Lincoln Center working to help relocate New York's largest media event - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week.

Stephanie Winston Wolkoff

You know, if your parents didn't have you, they'd be living in a nicer home, driving a Mercedes-Benz, with money in the bank and a boat. But noooooo. They had to have you! You've got to give back!