A Quote by P. J. O'Rourke
Cockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport -- two armed entrées battling to see who'll be dinner.
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it pleaseth me when I see through the meadows
The tents and pavilions set up, and great joy have I
When I see o'er the campana knights armed and horses arrayed.
And it pleaseth me when the scouts set in flight the folk with
their goods;
And it pleaseth me when I see coming together after them an host of
armed men.
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