A Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

P. J. O'Rourke

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P. J. O'Rourke
American - Comedian
Born: November 14, 1947

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

P. J. O'Rourke

The sexual regions constitute a particularly vulnerable spot, and remain so even in man, and the need for their protection which thus exists conflicts with the prominent display required for sexual allurement. This end is far more effectively attained, with greater advantage and less disadvantage, by concentrating the chief ensigns of sexual attractiveness on the upper and more conspicuous parts of the body. This method is well-nigh universal among animals as well as in man.

Havelock Ellis

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.

Janis Joplin

The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger.

Bud Collins

You have to think about whether that Mercedes-Benz you have is actually worth how much it costs to you.

Kristin Scott Thomas

My big break came at 22 years old when I joined the Mercedes Benz touring championship team.

Susie Wolff

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz - My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.

Janis Joplin

RAILROAD, n. The chief of many mechanical devices enabling us to get away from where we are to where we are no better off. For this purpose the railroad is held in highest favor by the optimist, for it permits him to make the transit with great expedition.

Ambrose Bierce

We focused on getting popchips into the hands of tastemakers and influencers wherever they were, from the fashionistas at Mercedes Benz fashion week to the passengers on Virgin Airlines.

Keith Belling

I am so grateful for my experience at Lincoln Center working to help relocate New York's largest media event - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week.

Stephanie Winston Wolkoff

You know, if your parents didn't have you, they'd be living in a nicer home, driving a Mercedes-Benz, with money in the bank and a boat. But noooooo. They had to have you! You've got to give back!

Richard Simmons

The physiologist who succeeds in penetrating deeper and deeper into the digestive canal becomes convinced that it consists of a number of chemical laboratories equipped with various mechanical devices.